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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>my dick is a massive rocketship and you’re all gonna blast off to this sweet ass blog right here</description><title>[i'm such a hipster]</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @yay9000)</generator><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>erica's beautiful animation skills</title><description>&lt;a href="http://fav.me/d4u5ipb"&gt;erica's beautiful animation skills&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;yeah it’s pretty great&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;n e ways bye tumblr i’m done making posts now&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/20104436593</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/20104436593</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 21:50:58 -0700</pubDate><category>grabs ass and lorax's the hell outta here</category></item><item><title>The Lorax all summed up by yay9000</title><description>yay9000: it's an enigma&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
a mystery&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
wrapped in bullshit directing&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
just like the lorax&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
GO SEE IT IN 3D KIDS&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
THEN GO EAT OUR SHITTY IHOP PANCAKSE&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
WITH LORAX SEMEN ALL OVER THEM&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
THEN AFTER A TRUFFULA OF A DIARRHAEA&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
YOU CAN GO DRIVE HOME IN YOUR LORAX SUV&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
THEN TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR LORAX SEAT COVER&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
AND WIPE YOUR ASS WITH A LORAX TOILET PAPER&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: lmao oh god damn</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/19390102049</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/19390102049</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 00:49:09 -0700</pubDate><category>you know what</category><category>fuck my hiatus</category><category>this is too fucking hilarious</category><category>i am a god</category></item><item><title>god i really do
quit
i never want to talk about these goddamn movies ever again
i&amp;#8217;ll just talk...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;god i really do&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;quit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i never want to talk about these goddamn movies ever again&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i&amp;#8217;ll just talk about whatever&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i don&amp;#8217;t even care&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;why do i even fucking &lt;em&gt;have&lt;/em&gt; a tumblr&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17361369119</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17361369119</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:55:36 -0800</pubDate><category>fuck it</category><category>good night every body</category></item><item><title>cruelfeline replied to your post: cruelfeline replied to&amp;#8230;
The only saving grace is that I have...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cruelfeline.tumblr.com/"&gt;cruelfeline&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a href="http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17360421156/cruelfeline-replied-to"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17360421156/cruelfeline-replied-to"&gt;cruelfeline replied to&amp;#8230;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;The only saving grace is that I have editors. And they get it. That, and other people got it. So I chalked it up to a few morons and moved on. All you can do, I think. And maybe laugh at them a bit. That often helps.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;butt hearts help the most&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17360603740</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17360603740</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:33:30 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>cruelfeline replied to your post: cruelfeline replied to&amp;#8230;
Mm, yes. I had this experience with...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cruelfeline.tumblr.com/"&gt;cruelfeline&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a href="http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17360177244/cruelfeline-replied-to"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17360177244/cruelfeline-replied-to"&gt;cruelfeline replied to&amp;#8230;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Mm, yes. I had this experience with my current fic; reader completely missed multiple points I was trying to make. Disappointing, and in the end, I can’t tell if it’s because I’m a shitty writer, or because the dude’s feeble-minded. Ah well.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh man&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i guess i would get frustrated&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;because that happened a lot with with some of my stories&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and i laughed so hard&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;until i cried&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and i cried&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;until i fell asleep&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;where i cried so much more&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17360421156</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17360421156</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:28:32 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>cruelfeline replied to your post: cruelfeline replied to&amp;#8230;
Ah, I suppose you’re right....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cruelfeline.tumblr.com/"&gt;cruelfeline&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a href="http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17359910822/cruelfeline-replied-to"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17359910822/cruelfeline-replied-to"&gt;cruelfeline replied to&amp;#8230;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Ah, I suppose you’re right. Apologies; a few years of part-time customer service has severely diminished my esteem in the intelligence of most people. But yes, that does make sense. ….butt hearts /whisper.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;c h r i s t&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;butt hearts you really know how to sweep a girl off her feet&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but to be fair i get really irritated with these people as well and i&amp;#8217;m not even sure why at this point because if people were getting this kind of stuff wrong about my own creations would i get so frustrated?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i mean i don&amp;#8217;t know&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i get frustrated really easily so we&amp;#8217;ll find out&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17360177244</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17360177244</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:21:53 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>cruelfeline replied to your post: cruelfeline replied to your post: fucking i mean&amp;#8230;
All it is...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cruelfeline.tumblr.com/"&gt;cruelfeline&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a href="http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17359488674/cruelfeline-replied-to-your-post-fucking-i-mean"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17359488674/cruelfeline-replied-to-your-post-fucking-i-mean"&gt;cruelfeline replied to your post: fucking i mean&amp;#8230;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;All it is is that their tiny brains cannot even suggest to them the possibility of deeper meaning in something. They watch the same thing you do, and while you see a message of hope and finding oneself, they see butt hearts. Simple, really.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;christ i was going to think of a response but then you said butt hearts and i lost it&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but uh yeah i guess that&amp;#8217;s the case but i don&amp;#8217;t really think their brains are tiny they&amp;#8217;re just&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;they don&amp;#8217;t spend enough time working out the part of their brain that lets them see the layers to a story&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;they just don&amp;#8217;t think it&amp;#8217;s important when that&amp;#8217;s like&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;one of the most important skills you can learn, since it helps you see the many layers of yourself and the people around you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and that&amp;#8217;s a really important skill to have&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17359910822</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17359910822</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:14:49 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>cruelfeline replied to your post: fucking i mean seriously is a few jokes all it&amp;#8230;
You are...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cruelfeline.tumblr.com/"&gt;cruelfeline&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a href="http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17358543481/fucking-i-mean-seriously-is-a-few-jokes-all-it"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17358543481/fucking-i-mean-seriously-is-a-few-jokes-all-it"&gt;fucking i mean seriously is a few jokes all it&amp;#8230;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;You are completely overestimating the intelligence of the general public.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i guess&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but i still don&amp;#8217;t get what they&amp;#8217;re not seeing or how they think it&amp;#8217;s shallow or something idk i need to just&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;go read some kfp fanfiction&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and cry a lot&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5vepzccK1qf6mjz.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17359488674</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17359488674</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:04:05 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>i just want it to be the end of the week already
i don&amp;#8217;t want to go to piano but
i&amp;#8217;m...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i just want it to be the end of the week already&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i don&amp;#8217;t want to go to piano but&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i&amp;#8217;m really tired&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i&amp;#8217;m just&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;really tired&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17358922120</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17358922120</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:50:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>gosh ignore me sometimes i just get really energized and then have to yell a lot to calm...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;gosh ignore me sometimes i just get really energized and then have to yell a lot to calm down&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;internet yelling&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;whatever it&amp;#8217;s therapeutic&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17358830201</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17358830201</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:47:44 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>actually is it because they used celebrity voices that dreamworks movies are often discredited
do...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;actually is it because they used celebrity voices that dreamworks movies are often discredited&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;do they honestly think that any other voice actors could have been better&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;are you honestly looking at those characters&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and telling me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;they should have had some other voice actor&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17358744092</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17358744092</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:45:38 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>fucking i mean seriously is a few jokes all it takes to completely discredit something because...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;fucking i mean seriously is a few jokes all it takes to completely discredit something because goddammit i guess that explains a hell of a lot about my life&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;shit i just&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i don&amp;#8217;t even care if you like the movies but don&amp;#8217;t ignore the fact that is has really deep messages about love and life and family and how pain is something that doesn&amp;#8217;t break you but makes you and you &lt;em&gt;are special &lt;/em&gt;but you have to go out and &lt;em&gt;do &lt;/em&gt;something about it and yeah &lt;em&gt;life is hard &lt;/em&gt;but that doesn&amp;#8217;t mean you have to wallow in misery AND HOLY SHIT everyone hates them selves but look at this guy, this dorky kind of dude, look at what he fucking &lt;em&gt;did &lt;/em&gt;he became everything he had wanted to be and more and it&amp;#8217;s amazing and i watch this movie and i cannot understand anyone who doesn&amp;#8217;t get how much this relates to them how much &lt;em&gt;this is about life and the pains we go through&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and shit the comedy makes it more like life anyways because life has really goofy and out of place moments and you people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;are so&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17358543481</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17358543481</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:40:52 -0800</pubDate><category>AGGH</category><category>i guess people are too damn stupid to ignore jack black</category><category>even though</category><category>JACK BLACK</category><category>IS A REALLY GREAT PO</category><category>HOLY SHIT</category></item><item><title>i mean sometimes i wonder if people are even watching the same kfp as me, because how do they not...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i mean sometimes i wonder if people are even watching the same kfp as me, because how do they &lt;em&gt;not &lt;/em&gt;get caught up in emotion over the fact that po hated himself &lt;em&gt;so much &lt;/em&gt;before he became the dragon warrior?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;how did &lt;em&gt;any of you &lt;/em&gt;watch the scene where he&amp;#8217;s asking shifu how he could possibly beat tai lung, and &lt;em&gt;not&lt;/em&gt; want to cry?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;how could you people hear the line, &lt;em&gt;&amp;#8220;&lt;/em&gt;it could never hurt anymore then everyday of just being &lt;em&gt;me&lt;/em&gt;&amp;#8221; and not fucking think of your life, how much it hurts growing up not knowing who you are, not knowing what you want not knowing &lt;em&gt;why you&amp;#8217;re fucking here &lt;/em&gt;and if you&amp;#8217;re even worth anything&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i mean that is the most human thing i have ever heard from an animated movie&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;from any &lt;em&gt;movie &lt;/em&gt;really i mean&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that line just&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;fucking&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;god&lt;em&gt;dammit &lt;/em&gt;people&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17358332083</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17358332083</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:35:54 -0800</pubDate><category>he is fucking everyone alright</category><category>that is the most universal pain</category><category>and the entire movie was about that</category><category>and like</category><category>fucking no one got that</category><category>and everyone calls it a shallow comedy</category><category>NO</category><category>YOU'RE THE SHALLOW COMEDY</category><category>WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU SEE HOW GODDAMN SAD THESE MOVIES ARE</category><category>THEY ARE THE SADDEST FUCKING MOVIES ALRIGHT</category><category>AND YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WOULD YOU</category><category>YOU DDDDDDENSE MOTHERFUCKERS</category></item><item><title>halfwayhome09:

:)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz24wdseCT1qlpax8o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://halfwayhome09.tumblr.com/post/17250607758"&gt;halfwayhome09&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;:)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17357955415</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17357955415</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:27:22 -0800</pubDate><category>probably the most important lesson people can learn</category></item><item><title>digiportplz:

yellowliquid:

clancypantz:

I love this photo. So...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv0o2oYlwS1qabtryo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://digiportplz.tumblr.com/post/17357225757/yellowliquid-clancypantz-i-love-this-photo"&gt;digiportplz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yellowliquid.tumblr.com/post/17357127582/clancypantz-i-love-this-photo-so-many"&gt;yellowliquid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clancypantz.tumblr.com/post/13815946181"&gt;clancypantz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love this photo. So many “historical” daguerrotypes show solemn faces (which makes sense if you only have a few photos taken in your life!) But you can practically hear the laughter in the last frame.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This one always makes me smile.  If I’ve ever seen a picture that captures the essence of love, this is it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;:D Oh Goodness this is so friggin sweet&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17357641273</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17357641273</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:20:26 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>NO
NO PO
NOOOOOOOOO
YOU WOULD BE HONORED TO READ THE SCROLLS
YOU WOULD BE HONORED </title><description>&lt;p&gt;NO&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NO PO&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NOOOOOOOOO&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YOU WOULD BE HONORED TO READ THE SCROLLS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YOU WOULD BE HONORED &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17357195564</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17357195564</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:10:57 -0800</pubDate><category>but you know what</category><category>i get it</category><category>this isn't po</category><category>this is the loa</category><category>version of po</category><category>and that's alright</category><category>the loa po is a jerk</category><category>the real po is a nice guy</category></item><item><title>cheesu:

“hey guess what? that pairing is not canon”
hey guess what
i don’t care

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cheesu.tumblr.com/post/17342592812/hey-guess-what-that-pairing-is-not-canon-hey"&gt;cheesu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“hey guess what? that pairing is not canon”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hey guess what&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i don’t care&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5hckS1mu1qfs0ya.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17357009307</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17357009307</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:07:05 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>okay seriously loa
i got to watch an episode i&amp;#8217;ve never seen before
and
it was
really gay</title><description>&lt;p&gt;okay seriously loa&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i got to watch an episode i&amp;#8217;ve never seen before&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it was&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;really gay&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17356851169</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17356851169</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:03:55 -0800</pubDate><category>legends of awesomeness</category></item><item><title>cruelfeline:

Enjoy the Dispie, internet beasties who like...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5psiVgvs1r3qwqao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cruelfeline.tumblr.com/post/17353524434/enjoy-the-dispie-internet-beasties-who-like"&gt;cruelfeline&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Enjoy the Dispie, internet beasties who like Dispie.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17356513657</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17356513657</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:57:13 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>i keep forgetting to mention the fact that allie&amp;#8217;s catcher mit in &amp;#8220;the catcher in the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i keep forgetting to mention the fact that allie&amp;#8217;s catcher mit in &amp;#8220;the catcher in the rye&amp;#8221; ties in with the books actual fucking title&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;christ&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i know i&amp;#8217;m not the only person who noticed it&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17354809857</link><guid>http://yay9000.tumblr.com/post/17354809857</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:25:26 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
